Once upon a night, a horrific, terrifying totally real zombie thing rose upon the night. It lived in the most rotten, broken down , ugly house.  Three kids named Dillon, Sidney and Benji were exploring an abandoned house. It totally wasn’t the zombies house. As Dillon walked through the door to the haunted house he yelled “I THINK I PEED MY PANTS!!!”. “EWWWWW!!” Sidney screamed. She screamed so loud the windows buzzed, the lights flickered and the zombie passed out. About an hour or two later Sidney, Dillon and Benji found the cold blooded, stupid, selfishly selfish zombie lying on the floor. Something smells funny Sidney thought, she thought it was Dillon, Dillon thought it was Benji and Benji thought it was Sidney. None of them knew that it was actually the zombie until Dillon started randomly doing push ups and he said ” wait a second its the zombie and everyone knows zombies don’t fart.”. So Dillon poked the zombies face and it felt like plastic. Dillon pulled the plastic off and…drum roll please… It was Jayden.